There are few substances on earth as precious as the drool of beautiful women. In this forum there is a lot of it. More than a few drops. More than a bucket. More than a swimming pool. There is a veritable SEA of DROOL in here! I love the sea. I am going to build a little grass shack here on the golden beaches of the Droolage Sea. It would be hard to find a more beautiful spot anywhere in cyberspace. Michael Palin is a world traveler and is known to sail the seven seas. He should sail in here to see this one. The charms of this sea would make the original seven pale in comparison. The cool breeze carrying the scent of all of you lovely ladies. The swaying palms. I'm just going to hang my hammock and nurse a corona until my jealousy of Mr.Palin fades away. I love the colour blue.
Down by the Sea
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Posts: 0 (05/25/01 18:38:37) |
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Beware! Auntie Brian has become poetic! | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/26/01 05:52:03) |
A very nice passage though...
However, -hehe- you do not know how beautiful we really are! As you are not a member of the Photo Club. [diabolical laughter] |
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What photo club? | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/26/01 05:55:28) |
I can see I need to do some homework and find out about all the options this place has. For a Palin fan, I feel woefully remiss in not doing this already.
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Re: Poetic | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/26/01 08:45:29) |
Put on your swimsuits and gather round.
The waves of the sea make a soothing sound. Let me rub sun oil all around. My head is in the sky but my feet are on the ground. Looking out at the deep blue sea. I'm wishing I could drown, but it's not for me. It's for that lucky, lucky bastard they call M.P. I wonder if he even knows where this sea could be. I hope he doesn't mind if I siphon off a drop or two. I'm a very thirsty boy and I like it too. Maybe I'll make him jealous as I'm hoping to. Then he will sail his yacht onto this sea of blue. |
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Posts: 0 (05/26/01 09:00:47) |
Oh, what a lovely poem!!!
*drooldrooldrool* 
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Re: More Drool | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/26/01 14:37:01) |
SURF'S UP!
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Posts: 365 (05/26/01 15:56:47) |
Ah, the title of this folder reminds me of an old song called "Beyond The Sea", which was originally in French something-La Mer" (I forgot the first word and I really don't know much French); this is it, to the best of my memory:
Somewhere Beyond the Sea Somewhere Waiting for Me My Lover Stands on Golden Sands and watches the ships that go sailing Somewhere Beyond the Sea She's There Watching for Me If I could fly like birds on high and straight to her arms I'd go sailin' I'd fly Beyond the Stars Beyond the Moon And Oh, I know beyond a doubt My love Will be there for me And there Beyond the Shore We'll kiss Just like Before Happy we'll be, my love and me and never again I'd go sailin' Yes never again I'd go sailin' If anyone knows it better than that, feel free to correct. And for the mostly-female population of the MPEB, just change the "she", "her", etc. to "he" and "his", and think of Michael. Ahhhhh.....  |
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Re; translation | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/28/01 10:04:37) |
Use the translator at systransoft.com
It might even help my poem to put it in French? |
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Posts: 171 (05/29/01 21:05:16) |
Everything sounds better in French, at least when you don't know what they're saying. I remember watching this sitcom (I forget which one, maybe it was Frasier) where somebody has this French woman staying at his house and she keeps saying things (with English subtitles) like "Oh, God, I've got such awful cramps I think my uterus is being ground into tiny shreds," and he says "Oh, I don't know what she's saying but whatever it is it's so sexy," and drooling.
Yeah. It was funny. |
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AB is quite a poet! | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/30/01 05:38:03) |
Glad you're making yourself at home, Auntie. Hope the bronzed, toned, scantily clad bodies of us lovely MPEBers don't get in your way, too much, as you enjoy the quiet and serene landscape.
Teehee - I've reminded myself of the "we are but 8 score blond and brunettes..." speech from the Holy Grail. *amused laughter* |
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The title of this topic reminds me... | ||
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Posts: 0 (05/31/01 22:44:05) |
Of when I was in high school, and we used to sing a song on long bus trips that went like this:
Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a [thing] [doing something that rhymes with the previous line] Down by the bay"? We's fill in the last two lines with everybody's names - for example: "did you ever see Loretta, loading a beretta, down by the bay?". It was a bit difficult with names that don't rhyme with anything, though. P.S.: No offense meant by the above example. I'm sure Loretta is not a gun-toting type, it was just the first MPEB name that came to me. {  } |
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*aims gun at Kn*ckers* | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/01/01 05:56:48) |
Stop that character assassination!
I am not militaristic whatsoever. Just psychopathic... |
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Re: guns | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/03/01 08:30:14) |
 I hope that's a squirt gun.
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HaHA! | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/03/01 22:59:54) |
Doesn't matter - I have my bullet-proof kn*ckers on!
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But they aren't water-proof!!!!!!! | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/04/01 10:25:12) |
 [diabolical laughter] HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *aims at Kn*ckers with squirt gun* |
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Ooh! You sneaky person! | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/04/01 20:11:26) |
Now my bullet-proof kn*ckers are all rusty!
*creak, creak, creak* and they make a funny noise when I walk. |
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You are not only a strange person... | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/04/01 23:35:42) |
You obviuosly suffer from hallucinations as well!
I only aimed at you,i didn't shoot! 
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re: Squirtguns | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/06/01 09:10:50) |
I did
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AuntieBrain, you will never get this, will you? | ||
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Posts: 0 (06/08/01 08:25:02) |
You have to fill WATER in there before you can shoot, otherwise there will be no effect.
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Was it a water or drool gun? | ||
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Posts: 0 (04/21/02 20:45:39) |
Can I borrow your squirt gun now you're not using it Loretta?
[Loretta hands her squirt gun to SmilingDianne] Thank you. [SmilingDianne points it in the direction of Michael Palin and squirts him until his clothes are soaking wet] Oh, dear I'm sorry! Now you will have to take all your clothes off! [SmilingDianne drooling] |
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